Clark

Dear Reader, First, I want you to know that I am not a cow. I am a rabbit. Here are things that make me a rabbit and not a cow: 1) I am a really good jumper. I can jump from the floor to the bed without using any steps. 2) I like to hide and burrow. If you have an old backpack, I can turn it into a clubhouse. 3) I don’t moo. I am totally quiet except when I chew on wood. I haven’t ever thumped in my current house. But yeah, about the wood…I have three pieces of wood that I was given to chew on instead of baseboards, but I get more attention if I chew on baseboards. Here are things about me that are the same as a cow: 1) I am a vegetarian. My favorite foods are banana, pellets, hay, salad greens, cardboard and wood. 2) I love to have space to roam. I’m super fast and I like to binky so I like wide open spaces. 3) I like to lounge. I might get startled by a noise or my door opening, but I’ll settle back down pretty quickly. If you want a friend that is mostly like a rabbit but also a little bit like a cow, I am a good choice. After about 3 days in my new space, I will come up to greet you and I will let you pat me until I become a flat puddle of fur and I will also sneak up on you to bonk you on the leg and say “pats please!” Oh, if you want to see me go bananas, you should give me a little slice of those tasty yellow guys. Just don’t turn your back because I will try to run off with the whole thing. Or do turn your back actually. Yeah, leave me alone with the whole banana please. Love, Clark If you think I sound interesting, send an email to MCRS at --> [email protected] You can complete an application at --> https://www.mncompanionrabbit.org/adoption-application All MCRS rabbits are sterilized, microchipped, and vaccinated against RHDV2. Thank you for being interested in adopting a homeless rabbit!