Visit me, Jordan, Boss of EveryPuppy of the Universe, at FUFFYBUTTS RESCUE RESORT to read my 'New Yorkie Times' articles. Fill out the ADOPTION APPLICATION if you're interested in being adopted by this cute kid.
Well, here I am, da Bozi-Mon, in my new home with my Mom and Dad and brother and pommie sister Ebbie. Ant Chris says my story is a true CinderFella, fairy tail ending cuz I've gone from living in a puppymill is Missouri to living in a houseboat in Rhode Island. Yep, that' what I said - I'm a captain on the high seas now. Well, maybe not the high seas...but I am captain of the marina!
I have to say, I never thought my life would turn out like this. Who knew?! I got to stay at Hotel Jordan in the pethouse suite where I had meals on wheels, my own laundry service and got to visit the spaw whenever I wanted to. Then Mom finds me and flies from Rhode Island to Iowa, picked me up and off we go into the wild black (it was nighttime) yonder.
Thank you, Ant Moo, for the special bed. I'm sharing it with Ebbie. And Ant Tami, thank you, too, cuz I snagged one of your beds on my way out of the hotel. It's very comfy.
Ant Chris, I love you and I know how much you love me. You love me enough to let me go. I'll never forget you (cuz you threatened me if I did).
THANK YOU, FLUFFYBUTTERS, FOR SAVING ME AND HELPING ME FIND MY FAMILY!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Please be patient with us - we're taking care of a lot of kids - our own and the foster kids - and we have families, homes and full time jobs. We're giving meds to the sick kids, playing with the healthy kids, and loving on all the kids. We're doing their laundry, trying to teach them manners and where to do their business, and cleaning up their accidents. In other words, we're just a little busy but we'll return email inquiries just as fast as we pawssibly can. Thanks!
ADOPTIONS: We don't let the fact that you might live out of state stop any adoption that's meant to be, but you MUST be willing to drive, or fly, all the way to pick up your new family member. We do not ship these kids on airplanes by themselves - we think they'd have a hard time getting through security without their rabies tag setting off the metal detectors. If the kid needs a health certificate because they're flying home, that will be an expense for the new family.
ADOPTION DONATIONS: When you see the adoption donation amounts, we'd like you to know that 90% of the time the donation amount doesn't even come close to covering that kid's dogtor bills. This is definitely not a money-making venture. We're usually so far in the hole but the impawtant thing is to get these kids the medical care they need and help them find the pawfect family. That's our top pawority. (I just can't resist using 'paw' whenever I can!)
POTTY TRAINING: Please note that we NEVER say our kids are 100% potty-trained. How stupid would we be to say something like that? If you're willing to be trained by your new family member, please fill out an application. If you're looking for a totally potty-trained kid, you may as well stop at the toy store on your way home from work and buy a stuffed toy because those are the only reliable ones to NOT potty in your home. There is a period of adjustment, not just for the new family member but for everyone in the house. You must be patient, understanding, and willing to work with your new family member. It can take anywhere from several days to several months. You must be 100% committed to this, it's a lifetime commitment.
Hug and kiss your kids like there's no tomorrow.
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