Batty aka Batman

HOMEOWNERSHIP REQUIRED!!! Good afternoon, humans. My name is Batty, aka Batman, and I'm a 2.5-year-old lab mix. I love a good documentary film, and my tweeting skills are fetch. When I'm at weddings, my swing dancing moves tear up the dance floor, and my favorite saying is, "Hey baby, I'm Batman." When I host slam poetry nights, I provide single-origin free-trade toilet bowl water. I get along swimmingly with all dogs and humans and my tenacity meter is at 100 percent! The humans like to think they taught me to sit, paw, down, and drop it, but really, it was Fox News. The car situation is a walk in the park for me, no squeamish stomachs here when the human is driving, lord help us all! I want you to tell all your friends about me as I'm waiting for you to take me hiking, running, or paddle boarding. By requesting my presence through the bat line, you will receive daily hugs and free love! I'm up to date on vaccinations, neutered, microchipped, and ready to get the party started! Apply to meet me today! Adoption fee includes the following: Spay/Neuter Rabies Vaccination Distemper / Parvo Vaccines (includes series of 3 for puppies) Bordetella Microchip with prepaid lifetime registration Deworming