Walter (bonded Wesley)

Meet Walter (aka the Face, aka Tiny Cow, aka The AcroCat, aka Eats with his hands, aka Destroyer of Dust Bunnies) and Wesley (aka Secret Agent, aka The Painted Cat, aka Seriously its just a fake mouse, you dont have to go all Conan the Barbarian on it). These two are a bonded pair, rescued starving from a warehouse. Over the past 4 months, they have settled into a home life, with Walter being the more gregarious and rambunctious of the two. Wesley remains somewhat more wary of his new environment, but frequently will spy on the household and reporting his observations to an as yet to be identified third party. We suspect his secret communications device is hidden in his box, but have not yet obtained a warrant to do a full legal search. Walter plays the dual role of charming diversion and guardian for Wesley. He will distract the humans in the room with flips and tumbles, and will frequently poke them if he really wants some scritches. When Wesley is starting to feel uncomfortable or scared, Walter will place himself between Wesley and the humans in the room to protect him. Walter is incredibly play driven, and will frequently abandon his meal if he senses someone out there is having fun without him. He is also a vocal critic of his humans cleaning habits by finding all the dust bunnies in your house and turning them into toys.