Griffin

ahem Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? This is Griffin speaking, and let me be the first to say - wow, you are one lucky group of humans! Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell you... You're looking at a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to adopt THE most dapper, delightful, and devilishly handsome feline to ever grace this planet. That's right, I'm talking about yours truly! With my stunning cream-colored coat and bright, curious eyes, I'm basically a furry little Cary Grant (but much cooler, obviously). Now, I know what you're thinking - "But Griffin, you seem so perfect, surely you must be a handful!" Au contraire, my friends. I'm a regular pussycat when it comes to getting along with humans big and small, dogs, cats, hamsters, you name it! I love everybody and everybody loves me. It's a curse, really. Don't believe me? Just ask any of the staff here about my "excessive snuggling" abilities. They'll regale you with tales of being smother...err...smothered in affection by this little love bug. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! So what are you waiting for? Adopt me already so I can begin showering you with unconditional adoration and an unseemly amount of cat hair on every piece of furniture you own. You'll never spend another evening alone, I promise you that! Let's make this official - after all, a dreamboat like me won't stay single forever. Wink wink. Love, Your Future Snuggle Monster