Golden

*Clears throat* Listen Up, Folks! This is YOUR One-and-Only Chance to Make Golden YOUR One-and-Only! Bonjour, mes amis! The name's Golden, and I'm the sizzling hot ginger stud. Sure, at first I may seem a little...how you say...rough around the edges. A shy, crusty-eyed wildcat who plays hard-to-get with the cuddles. But stick around and you'll realize I'm a giant teddy bear stuffed with pure gold! Just look at me with my brilliant, burnished orange fur that glistens like a brand new penny. I'm like a miniature sun prowling around, brightening up your living spaces with my mere presence. And don't even get me started on these ruggedly gorgeous golden eyes that'll have you feeling some type of way from the moment we lock gazes. Now I'll be the first to admit, I can be a little tsundere when we first meet. I'll probably give you major attitude as I strut around pretending I don't need or want your affection. But stick with me, shower me with ALL the tasty treats, and pretty soon you'll have melted through my prickly outer shell. Before you know it, I'll be the one pawing at you for attention, begging to curl up in your lap like an oversized lapcat! I'm talking furious face licks, frantic attempts at making biscuits on your belly, and enough motorboat purrs to power a tank's engine. Simply put - I'm an affection addict waiting to happen. And boy, do I go crazy for a tasty snack! Watching me gobble up treats is like witnessing a Black Hole inhaling a celestial buffet. I'll slurp them down with reckless abandon, getting crusty bits all over my face in the process. No shame in my game! Seriously, I look utterly ridiculous when I chow down and you'll be cackling at my pure, unrestrained glee. Speaking of crustiness, I should mention that I do have a rather persistent case of food allergies that can make my gorgeous golden eyes look a little...rough around the edges at times. But listen up, folks - those sensitive little eyeballs just add to my roguish charm! I'm still the most stunningly handsome ginger gentleman you'll ever have the pleasure of locking eyes with. Of course, I'm also neutered, microchipped, and litter trained - the total package! I'm an easy-going orange boy who will blossom in just about any environment. I don't even mind having a furry roommate or two as long as they know I'm the Captain running this clowder. So what are you waiting for? This is YOUR one shot to make me, Golden the irresistible orange dreamboat, yours forever! I'm basically selling myself at this point. So skip the anguish of watching another lucky human scoop me up and submit your application right meow. I'll be waiting with those smoldering golden eyes and plenty of crusty kisses!