DAVID!

Kids these days… tell ya what. One minute, they’re bottle babies. Adorable teeny ones, giving us nightly stress tests, sleep deprivation and anxiety while we’re crossing eyes, fingers, toes- everything- in hopes that they’ll make it. They grow up so fast, ya know? Staying up late, acting like they know everything, using words we’ve never heard before… hence the origin of the majority of their names. Against all odds, our once teeny babies are still small, extremely adorable, and now they’re fully vetted and ready to spend the rest of their lives with their forever family! Fenty is the only female of the bunch, remarkably. She’s named Fenty after a night spent inside the bra of a volunteer while she was trying to die. Yeet, Skeet, Dank and Yolo (ironic, as they have already lived way more than once) are named after contemporary slang we like to use incorrectly to alienate children of any species. And then there’s David, obviously. Have you ever seen a cat that looks more like a David than David himself? All these babies have age appropriate vaccinations and microchips, and they’re ready to join your family! Which kitten are you pickin’? Apply at thephoenixremixrescue.com and we’ll arrange for you to meet the whole bunch. These babes won’t last long, so SKRT SKRT!